A Felony Called Love

Tonight, a simple melody appeared to me,

I thought it was the remedy for what ailed me,

but it was not the remedy for this apparent felony called love.

I get myself in trouble with each girl I call,

I’m certain it’s from flirtin’ all around the hall.

I think I need some medicine cause when the girls say let us in, I fall. 

My symptoms are the worst by far,

I’m burning with a fever.

And I’m afraid of the married life,

for what if I can’t leave her?

And so I’ll sing this melody each night and day.

I find it helps remind the girls to stay away.

For I’ve done so much lusting that there’s no more room for trusting in love.

I promise that I’ll change my life and completely rearrange my life,

if you commit this felony with me.